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My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse – Funny Retro Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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For those who’ve stopped believing in 401(k)s and started betting on the end of civilization! 💥😅This retro-style cartoon bomb with the phrase “My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse” perfectly captures your dark humor and existential sarcasm.Ideal for meme lovers, doomers, and anyone who laughs through the chaos. Wear it to your next work meeting — or the apocalypse. 🌍🔥

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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